Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

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I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

I get carried away with my emotions a lot. I do try to step back and analyse what I feel before making any rash decisions. Following what my body wants does get me into cheeky situations. And you won't hear me complain though.

Dating is the last thing on my mind right now, hard and fast shagging is at the forefront. Casual fucking that involves a lot of toys and bondage is the perfect combination, if I do say so myself. Also when you've reached a certain age, you gotta fin...

My baps are still my best features after all these years, perky and sizable. They're also sensitive, which is why I love it when a bloke licks it up and playfully nibbles on my nips. Using their hands to grope my arse is a marvelous option too.