To write a novel one day is my goal. I want a true to life story and that'll be the story of our life. It is also my soul's desire to inspire many people through our real life story. What do you think?

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Many men told me that they only need my hands and mouth to take a little peek at what heaven looks like. If that's the case, imagine what it would feel like when I use my tight cunt. Weak guys might even die in pleasure when they experience what it's...

Generous and attentive to the people in my life! I help out people in need when I can. I m also like a fancy sunlight that shines through your window. Just looking for a man who will love me just real.

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)