Body painting has been a hobby of mine for some time now. I adore the contrast between colours and skin tone, how certain hues make the skin tones glow. The process of painting is such an intimate act as well, it gives me a peak into my muse's soul.

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I might be a tad older than you, but I hope it doesn't matter. For me, age is nothing but a number. Let's forget how old we are, and just have fun fucking each other from dusk till dawn. If this sounds like a great idea for you, then send me a messag...

I'm pleased when a man ties my arms to the bed then have his way with me by fingering me. The euphoria it brings lasts for a day. But even after its effect, I can still feel that my fanny yearns to experience it again.

Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...