A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)

I like dark places. It's not that I love ghost hunting and such. The reason is I enjoy having a shag in the dark. The ambience of a completely dark place adds intimacy to it ̶ it's the intimacy that can't be found anywhere else.

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

It doesn't matter whether you're wearing a suit that costs a bomb or you're clad in T-shirts and shorts made from inexpensive materials. What matters is your incredible skills in bed. If you can make me moan to the point that people next door can hea...