I am a voluptuous lass who number one happiness is to be taken to Michelin-star restaurants. Yes, I enjoy nice and expensive meals. I have been spoiled by the men in my life, that’s why. And because of that, I expect gents who are interested in me ...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Age is nothing but a number when it comes to making love. I mean, you won't even have the chance to think of my age once you get to see my hot body. If you are a man who gives the number of years lived too much importance, then you are not the right ...

I am the type of woman you want in your life right now. I can do many things for you, especially inside the bedroom. I will be the best and greatest lady in the world for you. All of these are possible if you will only let me. A single message from y...

Not to brag, but I have a lot of men who will throw themselves on my feet to get my attention. I know that these guys only want to get inside my pants but I have no qualms about that. Actually, I like it when hot men express their desires to fuck me ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?