One fantasy that will always make my knickers wet would involve my arms restrained behind my back before getting bent over and shagged. I've been waiting for the right lad for years, I hope they'd drop by soon.

Some ladies' ultimate goals are getting married and building a family. Well, I am not like those ladies. If possible, I don't want to get married. I would rather stay single for the rest of my life 'coz if that happens, I will be able to flirt and ge...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I've recently started my own company, which explains why I've been so fucking stressed and tensed. I always take care of my needs but lately I'm craving to hear raspy moans against my ear as they pound into my tight wet quim. That will surely loosen ...

My humour is starting to become as dry as my cunt. It's been a long time since I fucked a man who can make me laugh. I know that these two things may appear to be worlds apart from each other. However, happiness and satisfaction come hand-in-hand. I ...

I want to be the very best like no one ever does. To catch men is my real test. To fuck them is my cause. I will travel across the pond, searching far and wide. Each lad to understand the power that's inside! LOL. If you know this song, then you migh...