I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

If having a butchers in my profile makes you so randy, I'd appreciate it if you drop me an awesome message letting me know that I, indeed, increase your sexual arousal. My sexual senses like men who tell me straight how they want to fuck me.

I am done with getting my heart broken by sodding pricks. No more serious commitments for me, time for me to play around with as many blokes as I can. Mindless fucking and fulfilling my needs is the priority now.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

I love that after a blazing summer comes autumn. I can't explain what I feel when the season comes. The air is cool and every place looks like a fairy's land or a fantasy land. The ambience tempts me to relax and enjoy the moment.

I don't need a lad who can solve my problems and change my life for the better. All I need is someone who will not be the cause of new problems. My life is going fine and dandy right now. I want to find someone who can add some excitement and adventu...