Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

I don't like dating in a fancy restaurant when there are too many eyes looking at me and my sweetheart. I can't do what my fingers want me to do. Although my feet helps me sometimes. Looking at my luv aroused is a satisfying feeling.

A work in progress but I assure you that I am not the type to give up. I have my flaws and mistakes, I am comfortable in admitting so. I do appreciate blokes who make me feel like I am more than just my looks.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.