Did you ever have a friend so lustful that she shares her dirty whims and naughty reveries? The kind of friend whose secret sensuous fetish can make anyone cum from time to time? Well, that friend is me.

I am a bit sensitive between my thighs, so if you want to give me the pleasure I deserve that is one way to go. Licking my clit while fingering my cunt will surely result in a powerful gush of sweet pussy juice. Do you want to try it out?

I don't know where the stereotype of old people being a bunch of bores came from but that does not apply to me. I'm full of life and energy, always eager for the next great adventure--especially in the bedroom or wherever the passion may take us.

Lasses like me don't normally name their boobs for the reason that they're waiting for a bloke to give those luscious breasts a great name. Would be better if they can give one sexy name for each. If I were to ask you, what names do you have in mind ...

The type of man that tickles my senses is like Sherlock in the British crime television series; someone who's mysterious and smart, except his being high-functioning sociopath personality because I'm not interested to be with a cold-hearted bloke.

I'm done with love, commitments, and relationships. Right now, I don't want any of that. What I want instead are plenty of teasing, flirting, and fucking. And it would be nice to find a bloke who's willing to do those three things with me.