I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Sense of humor? Don't be afraid to approach me or rather to send me a message because you think you might not be able to make me laugh. Sense of humor is not as important as shagging, don't you think so?

When I'm not in pubs drinking... When I'm not in a restaurant eating... When I'm not in a coffee shop enjoying the taste of a freshly brewed coffee... There's one place where you can find me. In my Bedroom.

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

I am full of secrets, a chest full of treasures that would make you eager to covet them. These are the kinds of secrets that any man who is interested in me should want to unveil. Leave me a message and I might just give you the map

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.