I am usually the silent type. You will not hear my voice unless you talk to me. I find it difficult to say something when I am in a public space. However, I can be as naughty as a hungry hyena when I am doing something fun in bed.

Getting old has not left bitterness in my heart. I'm happy to say I have lived a life full of different patterns that have shaped me for who I am today. Had it not been for those patterns, I wouldn't be as good as I am in bed today.

A bacon sandwich paired with a builder's tea is my favourite breakfast. For dinner, I favour authentic Italian pasta or rice and curry. I'm not so picky, but when it comes to food that I fancy, they have to be cooked deliciously and with love.

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.

There are times that I fancy a stroll in the park with just a trench coat on. Nothing else, just a coat and a pair of heels. I think I could get away with it, I mean why would a middle-aged woman like me be up to no good?

I reckon that things get better with time, I would like to assume that it applies to sex too. I assure you that women in their 40's are some of the randiest bunch, I am the perfect example. I crave shagging a cock more now than I did when I was in my...