My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

If having a butchers in my profile makes you so randy, I'd appreciate it if you drop me an awesome message letting me know that I, indeed, increase your sexual arousal. My sexual senses like men who tell me straight how they want to fuck me.

BOLD. This means I'm courageous, and I don't know when to stop. When the show becomes intense, I do my job to make it more than that. I'm a professional cowgirl who's good at driving men wild, giving them satisfaction.

Smutty novels don't get me randy the way they used to in my youth. I turned to watching porn and exchanging naughty messages with dishy lads half my age is what gets me hot and bothered these days. Reading wild escapades and their dirtiest fantasies ...

Don't allow me to have orgasm until you cum thrice. Punish me if I don't follow your command, my master. Spank me or throw me for misbehaving. Be extreme. Show me that wild side of yours. Unleash it, and you'll never regret doing so.