I'm no beauty queen, so I'd prefer a guy who sees something in me that worth keeping. A guy who can unveil my best assets and help me overcome my so-called imperfections.

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...

I would often be found in the kitchen puttering around. Cooking, baking, washing the dishes, or arranging the groceries. I'll let you in on a cheeky little secret, I'd do those chores wearing nothing but an apron when I feel randy.

I don't believe in fairytales that's why I am not looking for a prince charming. Actually, what I am looking for is a bloke who has the strength and stamina to fuck me nonstop for an entire night. For me, nothing beats that kind of bloke.

Having a soak in a warm bath with a glass of red wine in hand at the end of a tiring day is just bloody blissful. I do have other ways to release the tension and stress that accumulated throughout the day, but they're of the "dirty" kind.

The best kind of woman in the world is someone who will not hesitate to rim her man. I am that woman! You will never see me shy away from licking your butt. If you like, I can also let you experience the pleasure of pegging. I have a strap-on ready f...