My biggest pet peeves about men: * Their obsession with action films. I exist too. You might want to watch romantic films with me at least once. * Talking about their self too much. * Being rude to the restaurant staff.

Just retrieved my freedom from a shitty relationship. It took me eight long years to understand that I have been misusing my precious time on the wrong man, and now I want to mend all the wasted time.

What would be the best way to spend the dreary afternoons? Binge watching my favourite porn films. When it rains, I stay indoors and get wet myself. Nothing wrong with a middle aged woman wanking herself until she passes out, am I right?

I am a modest girl who needs you to set me free. And for this to happen, you must dominate me. It's something that I would really like. Yes, I can be your sexual slave but don't forget that I am addicted to psychology and can become your friend. Kiss...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I am known to be the kind of lady who never gets satisfied with just one round of fucking. And frankly speaking, I prefer having at least five rounds of sex in just one night. So, who I am looking for right now is the kind of bloke who can handle fiv...