Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Treat me like I am the only queen in your life, and I'll let you experience what it feels like to be fucked like a king. I am quite talented in making men feel like they are the manliest of men. All I need to do is let you do all you want with my bod...

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...

To be perfectly honest, I don't want someone who wears belt and braces because I really think that those kinds of lads are boring. Who I want instead are the one who is willing to go on different kinds of adventures with me and who don't mind taking ...

I have this hollow feeling if a man's loads are not released in my hole. I feel incomplete in those instances, so what I do is I take pills before having getting off. This is to make sure a man won't have hesitations exploding into my core.

Cuckolding has always piqued my interest. I quite like the idea of being watched while I get fucked by another bloke. Though the usual method of shagging is not a problem either, I'm honestly just looking for a cock to fit inside my cunt.