Let me just say that I am so horny at this moment and all I want to do is to touch and finger my fanny. Unfortunately, I couldn't do that without the help of a dishy lad's dirty and nasty words. So, I'm looking for a lad who has a mind full of sexy a...

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

I'm not a pedo, so I don't like someone who's too young for me. Instead, what I want is someone who is around my age group. In that way, we'll understand each other better especially when it comes to the dos and don'ts under the sheets.

I'm proud to say that I'm an amazing cock sucker and a great cowgirl. I can suck your knob until it becomes hard enough for me to ride on. While I'm giving you a head and while I'm riding on top of you, expect to see much lust and desire in my eyes.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

Quality over quantity, always. Particularly when it comes to sex, I fancy a good long thorough shagging than multiple quickies that didn't satiate my needs even once. I wonder if I'm going to find a partner who feels the same way.