Coffee versus tea. I know it's sacrilegious to not like tea but I just prefer coffee, it gives me a good kick in the arse to keep me awake through the day. I do drink a cuppa every now and then, especially when it's accompanied by biscuits.

If you are wondering what an old lady is doing here, then let me tell you up straight. Despite my age, I still have needs that can only be provided by a lad with a big and hard cock. Stop questioning my motives, and just fuck my horny body already.

I am the kind of gal who never gets contented with just one lad. I prefer to be with two or maybe three of them. I am not really sure why but I guess that's because I enjoy being the center of attention of numerous lads.

I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I have recently broke up with my boyfriend because his size is not enough to satisfy my lust. Size does matter to me, so if you don't have that huge penis, don't bother sending me a message. If you have what I've been yearning to have, message me rig...