A glass of fine whiskey is my solution for cold nights alone. When I feel raunchy, I bust out my collection of pleasure aides and start to wank off in front of the mirror. Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to have a bloke watch me while I ma...

I don't take life so seriously. I may be more mature now, but that doesn't stop me from having a happy-go-lucky personality. I've no plans to be a part of women who didn't enjoy their life. With that, expect fun times when you're around me.

The easiest way to get my attention would be telling me what your favourite colour is. Why? Because you can tell a lot about the person with the colour they choose. As for me I'm fond of soft pink, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Let's make our time chatting with each other a moment to remember. I know that life is too short. As such, I would like to spend my years doing what I want with who I want. It would be bloody amazing if I can find a lad who is willing to explore the ...

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...