I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

Who doesn't love compliments? I'm not talking about insincere-sounding flattery though. I'm referring to sincere compliments that'll make you smile from ear to ear. If you love that, hit me up right away.

I keep my system healthy, for I want my milk to be healthy and delicious. I love greek yogurt, mixed fruits, and banana smoothie for my breakfast. For dinner, I eat meat or fish with brown rice and grapes.

When I hear the words "please, Mistress", it's like a switch flips inside my brain and I turn into this powerful woman who knows how to take charge. I may look like any old middle aged lady walking down the streets, but in the bedroom I don't hold ba...

I'm a smart young lass who's gagging for an awesome shagging that lasts for two days straight. I was brought up to win medals and trophies, which can be stressful sometimes. So having a shag is the only thing that refreshes me.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.