Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

It's not easy to distinguish a man with good intentions, but I'm not going to tell you that I'm looking for that kind of man. I don't like them. What they want is to take care of their girl like they're the strongest man on earth.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

When I was a little girl, I always dreamt about having superpowers just like the cartoon heroes that I used to watch. But when I grew older, I discovered that I, myself, also have a real power. The power to make men scream louder. Wanna try me?

I've been told that this place is quite inappropriate for old ladies like me but I really don't care that's why I still decided to come here. Anyway, the kind of bloke I'm trying to find is someone who will never let my pussy dry and who will never a...