Just like every other lady out there, I have read 50 Shades of Grey and found it brilliantly satisfying! I would fancy to find my own Mr. Grey to do mischievous acts with. I may not be as young as the female lead but I am surely not meek.

Not all ladies enjoy doing it, but for me fondling a man's bollocks and hearing them moan makes me want to play with them more. Gals younger than me seem to not grasp that some men would love to have their balls be given attention to.

People often describe me as wild and sexy when I was younger. Now that I am at this age, I may not be as sexy as before, but I am still as wild as ever. I can make you scream out my name using nothing but my mouth.

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

Lately, I have been feeling lonely, I broke up with my boyfriend and I now realize that I can not love like this. I need someone to comfort me. He must be someone who is a little bit wild and crazy but also knows how to keep a lady happy. Don't worry...

"A gentle man in the street, a freak in the sheets", that's how I want my man to be. Soft and caring on the outside but rough and dominant whenever we close the bedroom doors. I want to be treated a princess but also their whore.