I've no idea why I'm here. I never thought that I would be here someday. I'm not even sure if creating an account is worth it. On the flip side, it might be worth a try. I won't lose anything after all.

Retiring early seemed like a good idea at first but now I am bloody bored out of my mind. I would like to find enjoyment and thrill in all the things I missed out on when I was younger. With all this time on my hand and the youthful energy that didn'...

I am currently working as a barista but I’ve been considering a career change. My plan is to become rich before I become too old to spend money and have some fun. But I’m not saying that I don’t want anything fun right now. As long as it’s na...

All of my stuffs are pink. Ooops! Don't scoff at me. ;-) I know you have your favourite colour too. Tell me about it. I'm a great listener, and it interests me to learn weird/funny/new facts from a stranger.

I eat chips and all kinds of unhealthy food on Sundays. If I can't have any of them, I go mad like when a penis haven't been in my fanny for a week. I have an insatiable desire for normal food as well as special ones.

Happy endings may seem impossible to achieve by people who are skeptical. Luckily, I don't belong in their circle. Being surrounded by old folks who have had amazing lives, I'm sure that I'll have an incredible life filled with erotismo.