I know it might sound childish at my age, but whenever I feel down I make a blanket fort. Then grab a bottle of wine and read a smutty book while laying down or sitting inside it. Who else would love to enjoy and share a fort with me?

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

>> Fun-loving woman. >> I have a great sense of humour, of course. >> Loves to eat donuts - with oozing filling (vanilla and chocolates) >> Can be filthy when I'm dry or when I'm up for a shag >> Free all the time. Message me?

Costumes are essential to my sex life. A few might find it odd but I love to dress up and play a role when it comes to bedroom pursuits. I'm looking for a fine lad who would be able to keep up with me and my imagination.

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

My sexual experience with blokes is limited to watching porn. I am a maiden waiting for my knight to come along and whisk me away to ravish me in the bedroom. I want to be thoroughly pleasured beyond what I could have ever imagined.