Father Time is slowly catching up on me. I am beginning to be scared, and at the same time, desperate. I don't want to grow old alone, with no one to fuck me every time I feel the urge. I hope I can find a decent man as soon as possible.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...

Do you love bedhead? Please say you do. When I wake up, I don't try to brush my hair. Do you know what I do? I give perfect blowjobs, and men I've slept with moaned and wanted to have more because of my undeniably great talent in bed.

I know that I may not look like the kind of lady who does deepthroat or maybe the lady who rides on top of a man like a professional rider. But I assure you that I'm not what I look like. I am actually excellent in bed and I promise that you won't be...

My desire for sex keeps getting stronger each day. I dread the day when I'd be tempted to go out on the streets and pull a nice looking bloke into my flat. To prevent that embarrassing situation from happening, someone should make me soaking wet here...