Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I'm no married woman, I'm very single and always willing to mingle. Though I do have wet dreams of "my husband" letting me get fucked by another bloke while he watches on and gives instructions. When I woke up, my cunt was throbbing like never before...

Pin my head down before having me. Show me that you're my king whose orders I have to obey. Put me on a dizzy spell with your hunger for thousand rounds of shagging here and there. Turn me upside down as you wish.

I'm not the universe nor a fairy. Even so, I'm similar to a sexy goddess who has captivated the hearts of so many men. With my tantalising beauty, anyone can be hypnotized and submit to me with their whole heart.

I hate surprises because I don't need a bribe to like you. You cannot easily please me with expensive gifts and whatnot; you might not see my face light up even if I have the most precious present in the world.

I keep a journal on my nightstand so that I can write down my dreams as soon as I wakeup to not forget them. Especially the naughty wet dreams, shagging without care. I hope I get to turn them into reality when I get the chance.