My idea of a banana split is covering my cock with whipped cream, topping it off with chocolate syrup and a juicy looking cherry. I'd offer my strawberries and cream too if my partner is going to be hungry for more.

The only job that I want to do is to give your hard cock a blow job. I'll even leave you breathless because of my bomb personality. I am a lass of many talents, you won't regret a thing-- I'll make sure of that.

I'm not happy with pure touches and lots of kissing if there are no props. To up the game, there should be a pack of cold ice cubes that I, my tempting mouth can use to tickle someone's sensitive zones.

Father Time is slowly catching up on me. I am beginning to be scared, and at the same time, desperate. I don't want to grow old alone, with no one to fuck me every time I feel the urge. I hope I can find a decent man as soon as possible.

If you’re the kind of lad who wants to be comforted with a bunch of beautiful lies then I am not the lass for you. And that is because I’m a very straightforward and honest lady. We will definitely not get along unless you know and learn how to a...

My biggest pet peeves about men: * Their obsession with action films. I exist too. You might want to watch romantic films with me at least once. * Talking about their self too much. * Being rude to the restaurant staff.