If I had superpowers, I'd create a whole new world where I'm the only rose among the thorns. With my powers, I'd pick the most attractive men and separate them from the rest. After that, I'd make them immortal, so we can shag forever.

Hot baths always ease the tension in my body, especially the aching joints that come with aging. Though it doesn't relieve me from the aching I feel in my cunt. I think only a lad's dipstick is the only solution to that predicament.

A bloke's natural smell just gets me randy. I steal their shirts and wear them to sleep with nothing else on. Starkers, just a shirt with their manly smell and I'll be set for the night. Sweatshirts are also a favorable alternative.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

Do all kinds of butt stuff with me. Yes, I am talking about anal. However, fucking me in the ass is not the only thing I want you to do for me. If it's not a hassle, I also like to experience your tongue against my asshole. Rim me before you give me ...

I know I'm still young, so I prefer men who are 10 - 20 years older than me. They're more experienced, and they know how to reach my G-spot. I've had sex with young blokes who happen to be my neighbors, but no one has satisfied me as much as older me...