I'm that lady who's not shy to show her naughtiness when she's alone with a good-looking chap. As a woman of no shame, I immediately get down on my knees when I see a penis waiting for my sensual tongue.

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.

Cuddling and falling asleep together is the best aspect of every relationship for me. It's been years since I last felt the comfort of having strong arms wrapped around my body. I am actually quite desperate to feel that again. Maybe you can help me ...

If there is such a thing as prince charmings, I think I'll believe in love again and I'm going to start being serious about relationships. But since I haven't crossed paths with a prince charming yet, I'm still going to continue being playful, unseri...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.