Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

A shy bloke is a good change of pace from all the pompous and pretentious pricks out and about. I'm quite vocal and would often be the one to initiate activities, especially when it comes to shagging. When I feel randy, I want a dipstick in my quim a...