I like looking at someone's eyes when talking. Aside from it's a sign of respect, it's also a way for me to read what a person truly feels. Don't stop me. How would I know if the man is randy when I have my eyes somewhere?

I am a lady who loves to party hard until the ungodly hours. I am also the type of babe who enjoys being one over the eight in a nice watering hole. Anyway, the reason why I came here is to find a bloke who fancies alcoholic drinks like me.

Scandalous costumes always make sex exciting! I love to don barely-there knickers partnered with heels. I have filled my closet to the brim because of how much I have collected since I was a young lady. I'm hankering for a fine bloke to take them off...

Smutty novels don't get me randy the way they used to in my youth. I turned to watching porn and exchanging naughty messages with dishy lads half my age is what gets me hot and bothered these days. Reading wild escapades and their dirtiest fantasies ...

I am done with getting my heart broken by sodding pricks. No more serious commitments for me, time for me to play around with as many blokes as I can. Mindless fucking and fulfilling my needs is the priority now.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?